Marge: Mmmm ... who left these muddy claw prints on my clean floor? Homer: Sorry, Marge. Pinchy got all dirty in the yard chasing birds. But don't worry! I put him in a nice, hot bath. Bart: [sniffs the air] Hey, what smells so good? Homer: Yeah ... Pinchy? Pinchy!?! Oh ... =Pinchy=!!!!! [he runs out of the room worried] Later that night, Homer is crying at the dining room table, taking bites out of Pinchy's dead body while the family is watching. Homer: [eating, crying] Oh, ma...
Oprah, Rusesabagina Given Freedom Awards Both individuals are receiving the National Civil Rights Museum's Freedom Award (National for Oprah, and International for Paul Rusesabagina). These awards recognize their sacrifices and efforts to aid their fellow man. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't believe that Oprah's fit to tie Paul Rusesabagina's shoe. I think it diminishes the public's understanding of the horror he lived through, the amazing heroism of his deeds, and the monumental sacri...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070818/ap_en_ce/people_uncle_kracker_arrest;_ylt=Am6lueePKp03coO.td1eSby2GL8CNot much else to say besides...surprise, he's fat and narsty.
Sonofabitch. It just cost me $62 to fill up. SIXTY TWO DOLLARS. That's 6 packages of 32 diapers. Three orders of pizza. Postage for 7 (and some change) care packages. Two months of cell phone service. Four Old Navy baby bikinis. Three Game Cube games. Two mani/pedis and a bottle of nail polish. 31 sticks of deodorant. An entire year (and some change) of Cub Scout dues. I could go on... When Adrian and I were in college, he had a 24 mile round trip drive to work, I drove ...
I turned the TV because I planned to watch The Holiday on DVD. A breaking news report was being run on FOX...a presidential speech. I just want people to know that the president, and the Army commanders, and the political pundits, and congress DO NOT SPEAK FOR ME. When they tell you what makes it "easier on our troops and their families" and when they tell you what "we owe to our troops and their families"...it is SPIN. When they announced the across-the-board deployment extensions,...
November 9, 2005 -- Oahu, Hawaii An 8 year old boy was savagely attacked yesterday on the island of Oahu by an assailant wielding an unusual weapon that has been described by authorities as a wooden toy snake. The attack, which left the boy with severe facial wounds, took place inside the child's home. While there has been no confirmation from authorities, sources close to the victim have suggested that the boy's attacker was his 5 year old brother. There were no eye witnesses, but th...
A few months ago word of the Iraq deployment extensions leaked to the media. Most of the family members found out about the extensions via CNN. Soldiers in Iraq found out from spouses because the command over there had yet to announce the extension. Of course, this was spun as a GOOD thing for Soldiers. They would be GUARANTEED 12 months at home. It would provide predictability and stability for the families. Oh, and they would get THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS. Woo-hoo! Three thousand dollar...