<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" version="2.0"><channel><title>Da Kine Articles - Brought to you by JoeUser</title><link>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/rss/articles</link><copyright>© 2006 - 2008 Stardock Corporation. All rights reserved.</copyright><description>Da Kine is Hawaiian pidgin for "thingamajig" or "whatchamacallit".  Da Kine can be anything.  Da Kine is my kids, a box of Cheerios, whatever  . . .</description><language>en-us</language><pubDate>2008-07-18T22:26:10</pubDate><lastBuildDate>2008-07-18T22:26:10</lastBuildDate><docs>http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html</docs><generator>Stardock Rss Generator v1.0, Andrew Powell</generator><managingEditor>info@stardock.com</managingEditor><webMaster>apowell@stardock.com</webMaster><item><author>Texas  Wahine</author><comments>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/318602</comments><description><![CDATA[This slideshow, if I can get it to post, is kind of Isabella-centric.&nbsp; She is obsessed with having pictures taken of herself and FORCES me to take pics of her so she can say "CHEEEEEESSEEE!!"<br/><br/>&nbsp;]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/318602</guid><link>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/318602</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:26:11 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-18T22:26:11</pubDateParsed><title>My Fat Ass and Other Things</title></item><item><author>Texas  Wahine</author><comments>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/318493</comments><description><![CDATA[There's an article in me that I just haven't seemed to be able to write, although I think about writing it most everyday.&nbsp; I don't know if it's going to come out the way I want it to.&nbsp; Actually I have the distinct feeling it won't.&nbsp; But I'm going to try.<br/><br/><br/>I feel like in some ways I've gone through a transformation.<br/><br/>My life, or my outlook on life, hasn't really changed, but I have changed my view about something very special and important to me, and it has filled me with exc...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/318493</guid><link>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/318493</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:26:11 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-18T22:26:11</pubDateParsed><title>How NOT to Give Birth</title></item><item><author>Texas  Wahine</author><comments>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/316196</comments><description><![CDATA[We are having a lazy day.&nbsp; We're out of milk, so the boys got to have fruit snacks and chips for breakfast, which is apparently a very pleasing way to start the day.<br/><br/>Isabella is still nursing, so no problem there.&nbsp; Daddy's bringing milk home later, but work is complicated today so it's going to be water and juice for a few more hours.<br/><br/>The living room seems to get trashed every single day.&nbsp; It just doesn't stay picked up and clean.&nbsp; There are always crumbs to be vacuumed...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/316196</guid><link>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/316196</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:26:11 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-18T22:26:11</pubDateParsed><title>Milkless</title></item><item><author>Texas  Wahine</author><comments>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/316047</comments><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;<br/><br/>I tried and tried last night to post a slideshow, but for some reason I can no longer figure out how to do that.&nbsp; Instead, here are some stationary pics.&nbsp;<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>There are a lot...sorry!<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>Making Martians!<br/><br/><br/><br/>She LOVES Gwen Stefani!&nbsp; Enraptured, haha!<br/><br/><br/><br/>The boys playing at Pa &amp; Gran-Gran's house:<br/><br/><br/><br/>Adrian with his parents at his sister's wedding.<br/><br/><br/><br/>Grandpa and Izzy:<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>One day of our trip to the panhandle, Adrian an...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/316047</guid><link>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/316047</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:26:11 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-18T22:26:11</pubDateParsed><title>Who are these people who keep following me around?</title></item><item><author>Texas  Wahine</author><comments>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/314853</comments><description><![CDATA[I have a lot of pics to share from our recent trip to visit family in the Texas panhandle, but I'm too tired to re-size them all at this moment.&nbsp; So this is what you get for now:<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/><br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>The bug is a bee, in case anyone can't tell, haha.<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>&nbsp;]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/314853</guid><link>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/314853</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:26:11 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-18T22:26:11</pubDateParsed><title>It's a Bee...</title></item><item><author>Texas  Wahine</author><comments>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/312628</comments><description><![CDATA[I saw something today that just blew my mind.&nbsp; I have heard stories of the excesses of people on welfare.&nbsp; I always thought there was some exaggeration to it.&nbsp; I mean, really, can you afford foods most middle class families can't when the government is footing the bill?&nbsp; Can you REALLY buy luxuries like fine steaks while those who don't rely on government aid eat cheap ground beef and pork chops?<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>Turns out, yes, YES YOU CAN.&nbsp;<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>Below is a pic I sn...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/312628</guid><link>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/312628</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:26:11 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-18T22:26:11</pubDateParsed><title>Welfare Steak</title></item><item><author>Texas  Wahine</author><comments>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/311642</comments><description><![CDATA[1.&nbsp; Take an interest in other people.&nbsp; I know you have the MOST fascinating life, and you tell a story SO well, but seriously, drop a comment or some karma on some motivators*.&nbsp;<br/><br/>2.&nbsp; If you don't know anything about something, stop pretending like you do.&nbsp; Remember the saying (attributed to many, but rooted in the Bible), "Better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt".&nbsp;<br/><br/>On the topic of abortion, I am notoriously hostile to men.&nbsp...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/311642</guid><link>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/311642</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:26:11 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-18T22:26:11</pubDateParsed><title>My Thoughts on How NOT to be a JU Leper</title></item><item><author>Texas  Wahine</author><comments>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/311637</comments><description><![CDATA[Somehow Mother's Day becomes Mother's Day weekend.<br/><br/><br/>The boys came home from school Friday begging to give me the gifts they had made.&nbsp; Xavier had 3, and gave me a flower he had planted in a paper cup, but I convinced him to save the rest for the big day.&nbsp; I still have some wonderful cards and creations they've made for me for Mother's Day throughout the years.&nbsp;<br/><br/><br/>We had a BIG trip to Wal-Mart today.&nbsp; Stimulus Package and all that.&nbsp; I figured it would be busy becau...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/311637</guid><link>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/311637</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:26:11 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-18T22:26:11</pubDateParsed><title>Mother's Day Eve</title></item><item><author>Texas  Wahine</author><comments>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/311277</comments><description><![CDATA[The boys saw a snake on their way home from school so we went back to look at him and take pictures for a project Xavier is working on.&nbsp;<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>The boys told me it was a "garden snake", but I don't know anything about snakes, so I had no idea what it was.&nbsp; We looked up snakes indigenous to Texas but didn't see anything that looked like our snake.&nbsp; After more searching, we *think* he is an Opheodrys aestivalis (not sure about common name).&nbsp;<br/><br/><br/>Here are the pics of Mr. ...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/311277</guid><link>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/311277</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:26:11 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-18T22:26:11</pubDateParsed><title>What's Green and Yellow and Hisses?</title></item><item><author>Texas  Wahine</author><comments>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/311025</comments><description><![CDATA[ <br/><br/>&nbsp;]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/311025</guid><link>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/311025</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:26:11 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-18T22:26:11</pubDateParsed><title>Slideshow...</title></item><item><author>Texas  Wahine</author><comments>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/310337</comments><description><![CDATA[This is really late, but I wanted to say THANK YOU to Donna (Forever Serenity) for the sweet, generous gifts she sent to my family.&nbsp;<br/><br/><br/>It was so thoughtful, and the gifts were perfect!!<br/><br/><br/>The boys LOVED the Science Experiment Kit.&nbsp; They immediately started picked experiments out of the book to try.&nbsp;<br/><br/><br/><br/>Haha, see&nbsp; how HAPPY Orian is?&nbsp; LOL.&nbsp; And Xavier was actually smiling!&nbsp; What a treat!<br/><br/><br/>They also loved the Secret History of Dragons book!&nbsp; Th...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/310337</guid><link>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/310337</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:26:11 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-18T22:26:11</pubDateParsed><title>Thank You, FS!</title></item><item><author>Texas  Wahine</author><comments>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/310167</comments><description><![CDATA[Our house is NOT baby-proofed.&nbsp; It's something in between a no-no every 5 minutes, and padded corners and toilet locks.&nbsp; I don't think it's fair for a baby to hear no-no about everything all day long, but I also think it's important for them to learn that there are some things we don't mess with.<br/><br/>Unfortunately, our bedroom is no-no-ville.&nbsp; I haven't gotten it set up yet.&nbsp; You see, in order to put everything away, I need Adrian to put together the bookcase.&nbsp; In order f...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/310167</guid><link>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/310167</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:26:11 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-18T22:26:11</pubDateParsed><title>That Thon-th-th-thon-thong</title></item><item><author>Texas  Wahine</author><comments>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/310144</comments><description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, there was a crocodile named Crocky.&nbsp; You see, Crocky was no ordinary crocodile...<br/><br/>He was slightly retarded.&nbsp; This guy named Earl, who was a Forest Ranger, wanted Crocky. Crocky loved to drink Crocky Juice, and the only way to make it was with Crock Berries, which he found in the swamp.&nbsp; I know, I said Earl was a Forest Ranger, but he was also a Bounty Hunter.&nbsp; He has very little teeth and a huge beard.&nbsp; And one day he almost Crocky.<br/><br/>But before I t...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/310144</guid><link>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/310144</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:26:11 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-18T22:26:11</pubDateParsed><title>Crocky (by Xavier)</title></item><item><author>Texas  Wahine</author><comments>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/310101</comments><description><![CDATA[I have mentioned on here a few times that I have been going through things that we don't need anymore (I tend to hold onto everything that crosses my path, so there is a fair amount of stuff!) and selling them bit by bit.&nbsp;<br/><br/><br/>This has worked out fabulously for me because each week my garage is a little less crowded, and each week we have a little money to spread around.&nbsp; The goal is to get the garage empty except for holiday/sentimental or necessary items, the laundry items (W&amp;D,...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/310101</guid><link>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/310101</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:26:11 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-18T22:26:11</pubDateParsed><title>For Sale:  Ethics (Excellent Used Condition)</title></item><item><author>Texas  Wahine</author><comments>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/310021</comments><description><![CDATA[Just some pics from today (and yeah, the house is messy; it almost always is):<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>Daddy was helping her dance (not that she NEEDS any help!&nbsp; She is a dancing machine!):<br/><br/><br/><br/>Orian after a hard day at school:<br/><br/><br/><br/>Xavier and Izzy bonding after school(she loves that boy!):<br/><br/><br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>&nbsp;<br/><br/>&nbsp;]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/310021</guid><link>http://texaswahine.joeuser.com/article/310021</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:26:11 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-18T22:26:11</pubDateParsed><title>Maximum Cuteness</title></item></channel></rss>