Liberals left muddy footprints on the floor after you'd just mopped.
Liberals ate the last piece of cake that you'd planned on having for breakfast.
Liberals let their dog take a dump on your front lawn.
Liberals shook up your soda before you opened it.
Liberals left the toilet seat up and forgot to flush.
Liberals drank the last of the milk and put the carton back in the fridge.
Liberals got in line in front of you at the post office and paid for their book of stamps with loose change.
Liberals spit their gum out in the parking lot beside your SUV.
Liberals forgot to plug in your cell phone and recharge it overnight.
Liberals sat behind you at the theater and kept kicking your seat and burping during The Fantastic Four.
Liberals left the chip bag open and made the BBQ Ruffles all stale and icky.
Liberals lost every damn one of your black ink pens.
Liberals colored the only cool picture of Darth Vader in your Star Wars coloring book.
Liberals had a loud party outside your house the night before you had to get up at 4 am.
Liberals bought all the text books for your college course before you could make it to the bookstore.
Liberals lost your baby picture. You know, the cute one with you on your parents' bed?
Liberals used a dryer sheet and messed up the starch on your BDUs.
Liberals spilled red Kool-Aid all over your beige carpet.
Liberals used your hammer and didn't put it back in the tool box and now you can't find it.
Liberals brought salad dressing and a bottle of soda to your church dinner and then cut in line and went ahead of the guests and the old people.
Liberals misplaced that really important paper that you absolutely knew was sitting on the counter under your keys.
Liberals drove your car and brought it back with no gas in it so that you have to fill up on the way to work.
Liberals discontinued Heinz Ketchup Kickers and that coral lipstick that looked so good with your complexion.
Liberals didn't refrigerate the potato salad they brought to the family reunion.
Liberals stood in front of you in line at Wal-Mart and bought the one Tweety Bird t-shirt in the store without a price tag.
Liberals broke your favorite coffee mug and didn't bother to tell you about it.
Liberals turned the stereo way up in your car and moved the seat forward so that you couldn't stretch out your legs when you got in.
Liberals messed up the code in your most recent blog so that every single sentence is underlined and neon green.
Liberals left firework debris all over the road and in your yard after the 4th of July.
Liberals got to Red Lobster at the same time as you, but the waiter brought them their stuffed mushrooms before he asked you what you wanted to drink.
Liberals planned a year long construction on the road you use daily so that you have to take a time-consuming detour.
Liberals sent you unsolicited emails for Viagra and gourmet coffee.
Liberals replaced The Simpsons at 5 pm with some new rerun called Girlfriends.
Liberals scratched the Hitch DVD you rented so that you couldn't watch the last 10 minutes.
Liberals left the keys in your front door all night long.
Liberals farted in the elevator.
Liberals walked right next to you and kicked up sand while you were resting on your towel at the beach.
Liberals forgot to set your alarm and made you late for your appointment.
Liberals got tired of thinking of evil and annoying things liberals do and decided to go play Mahjongg.