Not Together, of Course
Published on March 18, 2007 By Texas Wahine In Blogging

I'm not eloquent like most of you and I don't have a fancy job or an exciting social life, but I have all kinds of thoughts (probably not of interest or value to JUs) that I might as well write down.  It's not like anyone's forced to read it, and there are other people *cough* who do the same.

My boys are off for Spring Break for 2 weeks.  That's a long frickin' time.  I love my boys very much, but when they are together 24/7 or when they are bored I begin to wish I could drink (more, LOL).

The other day they were grab-assing and Orian slammed the side of his head into a pointy ledge on the entertainment center.  He howled in pain and I was very worried.  I used the otoscope (yes, we have one) to look in his ear, but I couldn't tell what I was looking at since I'm not all that aquainted with the features of the inner ear.  I didn't see any blood or liquid so I took that as a sign that all was well.  I gave him some Tylenol and as soon as he gulped it down he proclaimed that he felt better, despite the fact that only minutes earlier I asked him to rate his pain and it was "the worst ever". 

I am hoping to plan some activities for them during Spring Break to break up the monotony and make things fun.  I think we'll work on some Cub Scout belt loops, too.  I should ask the boys which ones they want to earn most.

Today we've been playing Guitar Hero II and that game is hard.  Xavier loves it, though.  The MP3 player in my head alternates between Shout at the Devil and the music from Izzy's Jumperoo without mercy. 

Xavier tried the regular controller because he thought he could do better that way, and then he decided someone needed to design a controller that isn't "alien".  I told him he could do it and be rich and famous.  To which he replied, "I'm not good at that.  Mine would be, like, a sock taped to a stick."  We rolled on that one.  It's strange the kind of things that become funny when you're a parent.  My kids are just so brilliant with the humor.  Especially Xavier.

The house always seems to be trashed.  I'm not a particularly skilled housekeeper, but the boys are so hard to motivate.  I've been reading a lot of Dr. Sears and I think it's helped some.  Adrian read Kid Cooperation in Iraq and he's been emailing and calling me with ideas and tips he's gotten from it.  One of his examples for natural consequence was if Izzy craps her pants, she should have to do her laundry.  LOL.  Ok, I'm sure that's only funny to me.

I have charts for stickers for good behavior, a bulletin board for showing off good work, a green, yellow, red, blue card system for behavior, reminders of important things like the Cub Scout Promise and the Time Chant.  I have a suggestion box and a little hanging place for things the kids need to not forget to do or take with them.  I have a deployment chain.  Reminders on the mirrors in the bathrooms to do things like wash your hands and replace the toilet paper.  I think if the boys' teachers could see our house they would realize how hard I'm trying.  I get tired of hearing about every tiny infraction.  If my child calls another child a "banana" I really don't need to know about it.  If I'm not there to monitor and correct my child's behavior, it's all you, Miss Teacher.

Seriously, though, one time Xavier had to see the counselor for calling a kid a banana (like the fruit, no innuendo intended) and yet there's a kid at school who has repeatedly called him a "butt plug" without any punishment.

I just wish that the teachers could understand how awesome my boys are.  They act like little boys and they aren't perfect, but c'mon.  They are really cool human beings. 

I don't mean for this to turn into a school rant.

Isabella is growing up fast.  She rolls over and is trying very hard to crawl.  I wouldn't believe it except Orian crawled at 4 months.  She is so bald.  Poor baby.  But she has such a spunky personality.  It's funny how someone isn't in your life and that's ok, but then once you have them it feels like they were always there and you can't imagine your life without them. 

I'm just sad that Adrian is missing so much.  It's hard to watch her grow and become her own little person and reach milestones without someone to share it with.

And I hate making hard parenting decisions by myself.  Cause then I'm the only one to blame.

I'm so frickin' opinionated when it comes to parenting.  You guys have no idea.  And I play nice at the parenting website I spend time at, but I really have some solid beliefs about child-rearing and baby care.  I know I screwed things up before, but with experience and study I have come to form some concrete ideas about what should and should not happen and when it should and should not happen.  LOL.

And of course I'm a breastfeeding nazi.  Did you know Norway has a 99% breastfeeding rate?  I'm sure this is helped by their generous maternity policy, but I think it challenges the American idea that lots of women "can't" breastfeed. 

I think a lot of people think of human milk as being gross, but when you think about the fact that we drink milk from a COW, that's a lot grosser. 

And now I have a bowl of cereal to make because as we all know, anything that momma combines to create a food item is much more delicious and satisfying than anything a child might put together himself no matter how proficient he might be at it. 

Oh, and I didn't spell check this. 


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on Mar 18, 2007
"I'm not good at that. Mine would be, like, a sock taped to a stick."

That is just bloody hilarious!

She is so bald. Poor baby

She should borrow some of Griffin's , he has heaps! He's only three weeks old and you can practically style it already (not that I would that, but theoretically).

I think a lot of people think of human milk as being gross, but when you think about the fact that we drink milk from a COW, that's a lot grosser.

Yeah I couldn't agree more. Even worse than cow milk in terms of grossness whn you think about it is cheese and yoghurt. I mean we actually deliberately infect it with bacteria. Don't get me wrong I LOVE cheese and yoghurt but the idea of it is absolutely disgusting!

One of his examples for natural consequence was if Izzy craps her pants, she should have to do her laundry. . Ok, I'm sure that's only funny to me.

Yeah we talked a lot about natural consquences in my Education Dip. classes. Sometimes I like to stretch the definition a bit to "If you piss me off I'm going to kill you!"
BTW I've been doing a relief teaching for the last week - my first real job related to my degree (if you don't count tutoring).

on Mar 18, 2007







  


Damn! What an ugly baby!

I just love saying that
on Mar 18, 2007
Mason! Shame on you!

Do you glue/velcro a bow to her head? My aunt used to do that because her daughter was bald and everyone thought she was a little boy.
on Mar 18, 2007
Marcie:
I don't really care what you write about, just as long as you do. I like hearing about your kids, or your boobs, or seeing pictures of Izzy, or about how Adrian not being there really sucks goat's ass. You're as eloquent, if not moreso, than ANYONE here on JU, and anything you write is certainly of interest or of value. Look at all these comments you've gotten.


That's really sweet. Thanks.

I try not to post all my day-to-day stuff because I don't want to get called on how boring it is and how unneccessary it is to post it.   

LH:
but i'm fried so I love you and keep telling yourself you are fantastic.


Wow, thanks.

Maso:
I like the natural, easy way you write you anecdotes. It makes this reader feel more like I'm having a conversation with you and I like that a lot.


It's purely unintentional, LOL. But thanks!

But I don't understand how Xavier can get carpeted for 'banana' while the 'butt plug' kid gets away with it. Maybe the teacher is so conservative she doesn't know what a 'butt plug' is...


Ha, I thought the same thing. I am unfortunate enough to know what a butt plug is and why it's seriously wrong that it's part of a child's vocabularly!

Further to the breast milk thing, not only are we the only animals who drink milk beyond infancy but we're also the only animals to drink the milk of other animals on a regular basis. Now that is weird...


The whole thing is crazy if you really think about it. Which most of us don't, for obvious reasons!

SHE:
Your life experience is just as valuable (and sometimes more) as the next person's. After all, Alexander Pope said, "The proper study of mankind is man." Plus, I like to think I can learn from what others write. Like I've learned that scheduling babies is probably not best for them.


Thanks, that's really nice!

Nope, funny to me too. I've actually heard of this method... though I think it is usually used on older kids.


It's a tiny piece of the Attachment Parenting philosophy, but I think it is also encorporated into other philosophies as well, like Active Parenting.

I have to ask, why banana? He's not a Gwen Stefani fan, is he?


Don't know about the banana (part of his charm is how random he can be). He's a rock fan, though. No Gwen Stefani.

Toblerone:
That is just bloody hilarious!


Isn't it though? Haha.

She should borrow some of Griffin's , he has heaps! He's only three weeks old and you can practically style it already (not that I would that, but theoretically).


No kidding! You need to give Griffin a baby fauxhawk. He could totally pull it off. Hehe.

My boys had more hair. Orian had TONS. Then I have a girl, and bald as can be. No fair.

Yeah I couldn't agree more. Even worse than cow milk in terms of grossness whn you think about it is cheese and yoghurt. I mean we actually deliberately infect it with bacteria. Don't get me wrong I LOVE cheese and yoghurt but the idea of it is absolutely disgusting!


Hahahaha. I'm sure you could really ruin it for us. But don't! I have to eat *something*.

"If you piss me off I'm going to kill you!"


I did tell Orian I was going to murder him one time. We were joking (and he knew it!) but that didn't stop him from running away from me and squealing when I was walking him to school. Hahahhaa.

BTW I've been doing a relief teaching for the last week - my first real job related to my degree (if you don't count tutoring).


Congrats! I'm sure you rock at it.

Mason:
Damn! What an ugly baby!


Don't let her daddy see you say that!!

SHE:
Do you glue/velcro a bow to her head? My aunt used to do that because her daughter was bald and everyone thought she was a little boy.


She typically wears bows everyday. We didn't go out today, though so we were just chill and bow-less. She wears headband bows. So pretty!

on Mar 18, 2007
Don't let her daddy see you say that!!


Well, if he doesn't have a sense of humor I'd say it twice
on Mar 18, 2007
Do you glue/velcro a bow to her head? My aunt used to do that because her daughter was bald and everyone thought she was a little boy.


She GLUED a bow onto her head? How do you get that off? I would think that gender-colored clothing would do the trick.
on Mar 18, 2007
Mason:
Well, if he doesn't have a sense of humor I'd say it twice


LOL.

Marcie:
I would think that gender-colored clothing would do the trick.


You would think, but NO. People are so stupid when it comes to babies.
on Mar 18, 2007

That's really sweet. Thanks.

I try not to post all my day-to-day stuff because I don't want to get called on how boring it is and how unneccessary it is to post it.


Ummm...whoever said it was boring? I don't think it's boring. I think that the stuff you write about is cute, and generally downright hilarious. You have a gift, B.

Whoever gave you crap once about being a Mommy-blogger should be drug out into the street and shot. It's bunk.
on Mar 18, 2007
You would think, but NO. People are so stupid when it comes to babies.


LOL...did you read about my gender-blunder with a girl at the shelter? It's hidden now (I hate to sound like Tracy Givens, but I have evil people at my school reading my blog. But they're not blasting me with microwaves, so that's good), but it was so embarassing. It's one thing when it's a baby and you mess up a gender...it's a little understandable...but you'd think with like a second grader you'd be able to get it right.

Leave it to Marcie to screw it up. At least the kid's mom was a good sport about it. lol
on Mar 18, 2007
Yes... my aunt glued a bow onto my cousin's head. When I say my cousin was bald... I mean bald. This was also a long time ago, when the headband bows weren't around. I don't know what kind of glue, and I don't know how she got it off.

Yeah, I know. My family is crazy.
on Mar 18, 2007
You would think, but NO. People are so stupid when it comes to babies.


When we took Des in for her first Christmas picture, we DROWNED her in pink! Because we got so sick of hearing "Oh, HE'S adorable!"

(That's one of those embarassing stories we're saving for Des when she's a teen, to keep her focused...lol!)

Tex,

We follow a lot of the AP philosophies as well. We've kind of come to pick a little of this, and a little of that, for something that fits us. So I know where you're coming from on all of this.

You know, I understand where you're coming from being from a family of educators and all that, but you DO know, you'd make an excellent homeschooling parent, don't you? (laughs evilly).

Of course, the best homeschooling parents also make the best parents of public schooled kids as well, so...
on Mar 18, 2007
Yeah, I know. My family is crazy.


I have an aunt who ties all the niece and nephew's shoelaces together just for the pure joy of torturing them. That's crazy. We're all a little like that.

Speaking of family, SHE...how the hell is Mikey?
on Mar 18, 2007
Speaking of family, SHE...how the hell is Mikey?


I wasn't sure if anyone remembered that I am his sister. As for how he is... I actually haven't talked to him in a while. Last I saw of him was at Christmas. And I hear that his car is messed up -- brakes I think. Other than that? He'll have to get back on JU and tell that tale himself.
on Mar 18, 2007
I wasn't sure if anyone remembered that I am his sister. As for how he is... I actually haven't talked to him in a while. Last I saw of him was at Christmas. And I hear that his car is messed up -- brakes I think. Other than that? He'll have to get back on JU and tell that tale himself.


I remembered. For some odd reason, he doesn't like me that much, though.

A shame because even though I disagree with him a lot I enjoy his contributions a good chunk of the time. He's definitely missed around here.

But don't tell him I said though! It'll blow my image! (LOL!)
on Mar 18, 2007
But don't tell him I said though! It'll blow my image! (LOL!)


Your secret is safe with me... and everyone else who's reading this.
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