That is so funny. What you mean they don't go for the scrumptious wings?

What you mean they don't go for the scrumptious wings?

LOL @ Hooters' wings. I was kind of underwhelmed by Hooters when I went. But there WERE fat guys there, drinking, and acting like asses.

(We threw French Fries under their table so the birds (outdoor seating near the ocean) would be all over them. Haha. Evil, I know.)

"Hooters is where fat guys go to drink beer and act stupid and look at ladies."

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Hehe. Yeah, but don't you have facial hair? I don't think he mentioned anything about facial hair, so you're safe.

PS - Fat guy? I don't think so!

Fat guy? I don't think so!

Oh yeah, for sure. It's been many years since anyone called me "Slim".

"No," he said in a serious tone. "I'm disappointed in the (Cub Scouts) Den Leader for not taking us to Hooters."

I really appreciate this one. I'm still smiling. How old is this young man of yours TW?

BTW. if you guys are looking for a new cubmaster.........

That is so funny. What you mean they don't go for the scrumptious wings?

Scrumptious things Loca. Scrumptios things What things?

Why mammalian protruberencies of course!

I thought for sure this was gonna be a story about going to Hooters and being disappointed in their "almost world famous wings" or some other food on their menu.

'tis funny though.  I chaperoned a class for my daughter's school along with a bunch of other parents.  The school took our middle school aged children to Baltimore's Inner Harbor area where they went to the Maryland Science Center for an IMAX movie, and then they let everyone go over to the food pavillions at the Inner Harbor.  One of those pavillions has Hooters as a featured restaurant.  The one instruction that was made clear multiple times is that the children were to be instructed that Hooters was off-limits.  The group that I was responsible for was (by memory) all girls.  I wasn't too concerned about them going off in the direction of Hooters

A little later I did hear that several of my daughters classmates had gone to Hooters, despite the instruction.  Forbidden fruit, and all that, I guess.

Having been to Hooters a few times (more than once, not more than 3 if memory serves), I've always found them to be disappointing.  The food isn't that good, and the scenery that you are paying for while there is generally not really worth the trip out of the way for.

Mason:

Oh yeah, for sure. It's been many years since anyone called me "Slim".

From the pictures I've seen, you look just fine.

Xythe:

How old is this young man of yours TW?

He's only 6! LOL

Scrumptious things Loca. Scrumptios things What things? Why mammalian protruberencies of course!

Too funny. Hehe.

(But have you seen ACTUAL Hooters girls? They don't look anything like the chicks on the calendars!)

terp:

I thought for sure this was gonna be a story about going to Hooters and being disappointed in their "almost world famous wings" or some other food on their menu.

I had spicy shrimp and it was decent. Adrian wasn't crazy about the wings, but he finished them off, so they couldn't have been THAT bad!

A little later I did hear that several of my daughters classmates had gone to Hooters, despite the instruction. Forbidden fruit, and all that, I guess.

LOL. That's hilarious. At least they didn't come home wearing orange shorty-shorts.


PS - Anyone seen the South Park episode where the boys go to 'Raisins'?

The food isn't that good, and the scenery that you are paying for while there is generally not really worth the trip out of the way for.

I tend to agree. The food is just a tiny step above fast food, but at restaurant prices. I guess the selection of babes depends on the location, but we got a waitress in training who wasn't very flirty and who was lacking in the actual hooters department.

If I recall, there was only one girl working that day who I found very cute. I did get my boys a photo with her, though!

Nothing productive to add... Just that every time Hooters comes up in conversation, I have to point out that for years, I lived within "easy stumble distance" to the very first Hooters ever. I remember the first time I ever got carded there for beer was my 21st birthday. HAHA!

Hehe, chip, EVERYTHING you add is productive.

I like the "easy stumble distance"...is that kinda like the distance from the barracks to Kemo'o Farms? LOL.

I like the "easy stumble distance"...is that kinda like the distance from the barracks to Kemo'o Farms? .

It was almost exactly (as near as I can measure while in stumbling condition) the same distance!

Anyone seen the South Park episode where the boys go to 'Raisins'?

heh heh.....silly Butters. It's TRIX are for kids..........

If the cubscouts had of went there it would have been a major pr. for them.

Just think of all the volunteers to be den leaders! LOL

That is easily the funniest thing I've heard all week!

The answer to the last question is, as always, good genetics

"Hooters is where fat guys go to drink beer and act stupid and look at ladies." Hey! I resemble that remark!

LOL!