Well, the House...
Published on August 9, 2005 By Texas Wahine In Misc
Xavier is a very industrious child and very interested in justice, in our household and elsewhere. Therefore, it only made sense that he would come up with a very detailed discipline chart and request that Adrian and I implement these new rules that he'd worked so hard to reason out.

The top of the chart has drawings on him and of his brother, each with five stars (with boxes for check marks above them) that lead to a drawing of a piece of candy labeled "treat."

Five instances of good behavior would warrant a treat.

The sides and back of the chart have a Mom version and Dad version of his patented "Trouble-O-Meter" and "Happy-O-Meter," complete with drawings of our faces at each stage of anger or happiness.

But the real meat of the chart is this...his 8 year-old view of appropriate discipline for different infractions. It's amazing to see what types of offenses he views as being particularly bad, and what actual punishment he would suggest for the "crime."

(spelling errors corrected)

Bad word: Bust with belt

Mean word: Stand in corner for 1 minute

Punch: 5 dollars of their allowance

Rapid kick: Lose TV privileges for 1 minute

Slap: 3 dollars of allowance

Push: Stand up and walk around the room 10 times

Rapidly do something weird to hurt others: Stand in the corner for 4 minutes

Not listening: Stand in corner for 5 minutes

Making adult mad: Go to sleep for 2 minutes and a half


In some ways it's so precious and childlike and funny, but I also think it gives me a little bit of a peek inside that head of his.

One of the things that I had to discuss with him was the "mad/happy" thing. I know that I've been guilty of saying, "I can't believe you drew all over the table. That makes me really angry" or "I'm so happy that you took your toys upstairs without being asked," and I think I've confused him into believing that he is responsible for my emotions. I tried to explain to him that we are all responsible for our own happiness, and that we can't control how other people feel. All we can control is how we react to the actions of others.

I think it's something that I'll have to keep emphasizing with him.

I found it interesting that distinguished between a "bad" word and a "mean" word, although the punishment was the same. With a few exceptions, he's never been one to use profanity, but he can sure dish out the insults to his brother.

He also made distinctions between specific acts of violence, which I also thought was curious.

And his punishments...

I don't know that I've ever spanked him with a belt, and in fact, spanking is generally something I feel is best for very young children to prevent them from doing something dangerous. Otherwise I think spanking is, for the most part, more for the benefit of the parent...getting aggression and frustration out at the expense of the child. This is just my personal view for my own family, and I respect any parent's right to spank as they see fit.

So, I am surprised that the first punishment he lists is a spanking.

The time increments listed for corner standing, napping, and privilege loss are odd as well. One minute? Two and a half minutes? He has a fairly decent concept of time, so I know these were no accident.

And finally, I found the "rapidly" prefix on some of the "crimes" so funny.

All in all, I am very proud of the work he put into his chart...it was so detailed. And I admire his desire to set rules and boundaries for himself. I think it will serve him well.

What a good boy.



And...walk around the room 10 times? Hahahhahhahahaha...

Comments
on Aug 09, 2005
I think he's generally harder on himself that you would ever be on him...isn't that weird? I was the same way when I was a kid...I punished myself when I knew I did something wrong... And my parents knew it. They knew I'd beat myself up over something more than they could ever punish me for it.

It's hard to explain to kids that they make their own happiness. I have to admit that in my classroom I'm guilty of doing the same thing..."It really upsets me when you do that," etc. I don't know how to get around it though...your actions make me angry...I think that's different than saying "YOU make me angry". I guess I try to say "Thank you for being responsible" or "thank you for being so kind to your classmate. I really appreciate that." Are there better words to say? I don't know.

But its interesting to see what HE thinks is a bigger infraction. And you know...in general...I think the world would be a MUCH better place if kids were in charge!
on Aug 09, 2005
"Rapidly do something weird to hurt others"

Hmm...rapidly do something weird...to hurt others...I think he's setting you up...this is rather broad...encompasses everything from scratching someone with a stiff toothbrush to shaving tiny Stars of David into someones hair while running back and forth in front of them, belting out a Dido medley and berating them for their choice of fruit snack...

"Rapid kick"

Also sounds like a loophole...the speed of kicks is so subjective...how do you know he's not stashing Bruce Lee tapes, just waiting for the moment when he can take them out and go "when compared to Mr. Lee, any rational human being can see that my kick can certainly not be considered rapid"...

You keep your eye on him....



on Aug 09, 2005
children are just weird.
on Aug 09, 2005
Making adult mad: Go to sleep for 2 minutes and a half


The way I feel sometimes....I'd tick off a dozen adults so I could catch up on some shuteye.

Cute kid ya got there...

~Zoo
on Aug 10, 2005
Marcie:
I think he's generally harder on himself that you would ever be on him...isn't that weird? I was the same way when I was a kid...I punished myself when I knew I did something wrong... And my parents knew it. They knew I'd beat myself up over something more than they could ever punish me for it.


Yeah, I think you're right. And I was the same way. Sometimes I'd actually punish myself...hahaha...

I have to admit that in my classroom I'm guilty of doing the same thing..."It really upsets me when you do that," etc. I don't know how to get around it though...your actions make me angry...I think that's different than saying "YOU make me angry". I guess I try to say "Thank you for being responsible" or "thank you for being so kind to your classmate. I really appreciate that." Are there better words to say? I don't know.


Well, it's such a small thing, and I think most people would find it silly to be so mindful of language details...dunno...I took some parenting classes last Spring because Orian seemed to be having a hard time with the deployment...I didn't agree with everything they taught, but one thing they emphasized was "if/then" statements.

It's just really difficult being a parent (or trying to teach and guide any kids, for that matter). You are never 100% sure that you're doing the best thing.

But its interesting to see what HE thinks is a bigger infraction.


Very!

And you know...in general...I think the world would be a MUCH better place if kids were in charge!


Hahaha...maybe...but if you think George W is impulsive...could you imagine if a four year old were in charge? Hehe.

Philomedy:
Hmm...rapidly do something weird...to hurt others...I think he's setting you up...this is rather broad...encompasses everything from scratching someone with a stiff toothbrush to shaving tiny Stars of David into someones hair while running back and forth in front of them, belting out a Dido medley and berating them for their choice of fruit snack...


Hahahhahaha...this was so funny I had to read it several times and then tell my husband about it! Hahaha. Nice.

I guess those do qualify as "rapidly doing something weird to hurt others"!

Also sounds like a loophole...the speed of kicks is so subjective...how do you know he's not stashing Bruce Lee tapes, just waiting for the moment when he can take them out and go "when compared to Mr. Lee, any rational human being can see that my kick can certainly not be considered rapid"...


Bwahahhahahaha...we do have some martial arts DVDs around...I'll have to check and see if any are missing!

You keep your eye on him....


Hehe...no kidding! He's dangerous!

Lifehappens:
children are just weird.


Understatement!

Ha, but they're so entertaining. Nothing has more comedic value than the antics of a young child!

Zoo:
The way I feel sometimes....I'd tick off a dozen adults so I could catch up on some shuteye


You mean you don't do the typical teenage sleep forever thing? Hehe.

Cute kid ya got there...


Thanks! I definitely think so!
on Aug 10, 2005
Ever read "Lord of the flies?" If only they stayed so cute.
on Aug 10, 2005
Push: Stand up and walk around the room 10 times

I think that this one is my favorite.
Followed closely by rapidly doing something weird to others

love it..thanks for the smile.
on Aug 10, 2005
Bakerstreet:
Ever read "Lord of the flies?" If only they stayed so cute.


Believe it or not, I've never read it. Evil kids, though? I'll go for it.

Kelly:
Push: Stand up and walk around the room 10 times

I think that this one is my favorite.


Hehe...I think he's been a bit influenced by the military exercise as punishment thing.

Followed closely by rapidly doing something weird to others


Hahahhahaha...that one...oh, man...but he *does* get in trouble for "being weird". And when I say weird, I mean weird!

love it..thanks for the smile.


Glad you enjoyed it! The props go to Xavier!

As a side note, I asked Xavier about the rapidly thing...hehe...and the rapid kick was a jab at his little brother who he said, "lays down and kicks real fast when I don't play the video game he wants me to"...makes sense!
on Aug 10, 2005
Hahahhahaha...this was so funny I had to read it several times and then tell my husband about it! Hahaha. Nice.


Bwahahhahahaha...we do have some martial arts DVDs around...I'll have to check and see if any are missing!


Well then...my goal of making at least one person laugh per day is complete