Published on June 29, 2005 By Texas Wahine In Humor
My third blog today, apologies.

After the ceremony, Adrian was able to come home from work for the day. We had lunch. I blogged. He watched TV.

At some point during our separate lounging we reached the consensus that we should have sex.

Right away.

We got upstairs and disrobed and played around and joked for a bit. We got distracted by children yelling outside, but decided that the mood hadn't passed yet and we should proceed with the plan.

Just as skin began to meet skin, the phone rang.

"Don't pick it up if it's not important," I said.

Adrian looked at the caller ID and noticed it was the hospital, so he answered.

"Hello?" he said.

He paused for a moment, and then handed the phone to me.

Laying there naked, I took the phone and tried to remain serious as I said, "Hello?"

It was our marriage counselor.

"Oh, hi Brandie. This is Theresa."

"Umm, OK, hi."

Pause.

"Was that Adrian?" she asked in a confused voice.



I looked at the clock and realized how early it was. I had to stifle a laugh.

Theresa has completed graduate school and will no longer be our counselor. She had recommended another counselor to us, and was calling to schedule an appointment.

She'll be passing her notes from all our session with her on to our new counselor.

How likely is it that she'll mention that when she called during the work day some strange man answered the phone? Hahahahaha...our new counselor is going to think I'm having an affair!

Hey, I told him not to answer the phone!

Comments
on Jun 29, 2005
Well if your going to have an affair, best to have it with your spouse
on Jun 29, 2005
That is cute! How does Adrian feel being "the other man"?
on Jun 29, 2005
Danny:
Well if your going to have an affair, best to have it with your spouse


Hehe...great point!

Janders:
That is cute! How does Adrian feel being "the other man"?


I told him about it after I got off the phone, and he said, "Let's hurry up before your husband gets home." He's so much fun.
on Jun 29, 2005
"Let's hurry up before your husband gets home." He's so much fun.


on Jun 29, 2005
Haha! Great one Tex! u should put this under humour!
on Jun 29, 2005
Beebles: He's a naughty boy...hehe...

islandgurl:
Haha! Great one Tex! u should put this under humour!


Hehe...thanks!
on Jun 29, 2005
Oh, and I love your new icon. Cute.
on Jun 30, 2005
Yay! you followed my advice!
Oh, and I love your new icon. Cute.

Actually, i confess it, when i saw your one i decided i needed to get a fresh one as well
on Jun 30, 2005
islandgurl:
Yay! you followed my advice!


But of course!

Actually, i confess it, when i saw your one i decided i needed to get a fresh one as well


I think the icons are so fun...hehe...I already have my next two lined up...I like being able to change them every so often.
on Jun 30, 2005
Cute story...

About those icons, how do you guys do it? I'm sure there's instructions somewhere on Ju if I just look for it!
on Jun 30, 2005
foreverserenity:
you need to to the wincustomize site (at the bottom of any JU page there's a link to it) then go to 'my account', then to 'update images' and then you can upload a jpg image to be your icon. I hope i was clear enough?
on Jul 01, 2005
foreverserenity:
you need to to the wincustomize site (at the bottom of any JU page there's a link to it) then go to 'my account', then to 'update images' and then you can upload a jpg image to be your icon. I hope i was clear enough?


Cool!
on Jul 04, 2005
Cute story...


Thanks!

islandgurl:
you need to to the wincustomize site (at the bottom of any JU page there's a link to it) then go to 'my account', then to 'update images' and then you can upload a jpg image to be your icon. I hope i was clear enough?


Good advice. I've also had to work to make my pics smaller to meet the requirements (50X50?)...I use Photofiltre, which is free online, to make them smaller. There may be a better, easier way, but that's how I've done it thus far.