I get in trouble for saying it. I suppose it's annoying.
"Uh oh. I have The Pizza Sickness."
"No you don't. There's no such thing as the pizza sickness. Stop saying that."
But it's true.
I'm sure there's some logical explanation for it. It probably has a name (besides The Pizza Sickness, that is).
Everytime I eat a lot of pizza (actually, everytime I eat pizza I eat a lot of pizza, but anyways), I inevitably end up insanely thirsty. After two (ok, three or four) slices of pizza, I get this insatiable thirst. Soda doesn't cut it. Water doesn't work.
Orange Juice, right out of the container. Milk, right out of the carton. These things help, but they never completely quench that unreasonable thirst.
By the time I wake up the next morning it's gone but until then, I just can't get enough to drink.
THAT, my friends, is the The Pizza Sickness.
Lactose intolerance? Maybe, but it doesn't happen with any other heavily dairy laden foods. Dehydration? It's possible, but then, why is it pizza-induced or pizza-enhanced?
Am I the only one who's down the sickness? Does anyone else experience this pizza-related illness? And why is it a crime to simply say, "Uh oh. I have the pizza sickness"? Really. Is it really all that annoying? Honestly? I mean, I'm not farting or scratching myself. How come I can say, "I have a headache," but I can't say, "I have The Pizza Sickness." Why is that so wrong?
Blargh. Time to go chug some OJ.