Published on June 17, 2005 By Texas Wahine In Misc
I get in trouble for saying it. I suppose it's annoying.

"Uh oh. I have The Pizza Sickness."

"No you don't. There's no such thing as the pizza sickness. Stop saying that."

But it's true.

I'm sure there's some logical explanation for it. It probably has a name (besides The Pizza Sickness, that is).

Everytime I eat a lot of pizza (actually, everytime I eat pizza I eat a lot of pizza, but anyways), I inevitably end up insanely thirsty. After two (ok, three or four) slices of pizza, I get this insatiable thirst. Soda doesn't cut it. Water doesn't work.

Orange Juice, right out of the container. Milk, right out of the carton. These things help, but they never completely quench that unreasonable thirst.

By the time I wake up the next morning it's gone but until then, I just can't get enough to drink.

THAT, my friends, is the The Pizza Sickness.

Lactose intolerance? Maybe, but it doesn't happen with any other heavily dairy laden foods. Dehydration? It's possible, but then, why is it pizza-induced or pizza-enhanced?

Am I the only one who's down the sickness? Does anyone else experience this pizza-related illness? And why is it a crime to simply say, "Uh oh. I have the pizza sickness"? Really. Is it really all that annoying? Honestly? I mean, I'm not farting or scratching myself. How come I can say, "I have a headache," but I can't say, "I have The Pizza Sickness." Why is that so wrong?

Blargh. Time to go chug some OJ.

Comments
on Jun 17, 2005
"Guess what I wrote an article about!"

"Hitch?"

"The Pizza Sickness!"

"Oh lord."
on Jun 17, 2005
Pizza is yummy, I hope you enjoy your sickness
on Jun 17, 2005
tell the pizzeria to put less salt on your pie... that might be the problem...often the cheese itself is too salty...
in any event... good pizza is worth the 'sickness'...enjoy!
on Jun 17, 2005
Us guys suffer from that too. But "we" usually drown it in BEER!
on Jun 17, 2005

Us guys suffer from that too. But "we" usually drown it in BEER!

There is no such thing as pizza without beer! Slurrrppp!

on Jun 17, 2005
I don't get that way from pizza. However, if I eat bacon or sausage, I'm thirsty all day. No matter what I drink, I'm still thirsty. From that morning until night. Then, like you, it's gone in the morning.

Do you order meat the pizza? It could perhaps be from that? Depending on the meat, it can be salty sometimes.

It's puzzling, though. Every time I say something to my mom she usually asks, "Really?" I'm the only person in the house who has that reaction to meat.
on Jun 17, 2005
Danny:
Pizza is yummy, I hope you enjoy your sickness


Thanks, hehe. It was very yummy.

Manopeace:
tell the pizzeria to put less salt on your pie... that might be the problem...often the cheese itself is too salty...
in any event... good pizza is worth the 'sickness'...enjoy!


I think you may be right...I hadn't considered that, but it makes sense. And I can live with a little sickness when I'm getting so much saucy, cheesy goodness in return!

little whip:
I dunno what type of pizza you guys get, but here's some random nutritional info for ya regarding sodium (salt) content.


Hahaha...we get whatever we have a coupon for!

Pizza Hut


Medium Pan Pizza 620 mgs (26%)


Dominoes 14" Large (2 slice serving)


Special Veggie Pizza 1368 mgs


Yikes. I think you're right...it's a sodium/salt issue. Wow.

Solution? MAKE YOUR OWN!


I do that fairly often (once a week or so) but sometimes I just gotsta have the naughty pizza. Maybe just learn to eat less of it?

PS- You may want to eat a banana to balance out your potassium levels which get all screwed up when you become dehydrated from too much salt. If the problem persists, I'd see a doctor, chikka.


Banana...good idea. Thanks! I've had this problem for as long as I can remember and I seem to be the only one in the family who has it (and Adrian eats FAR more pizza than I do, plus wings and all that junk!), so maybe I should go in and ask about it.

drmiler:
Us guys suffer from that too. But "we" usually drown it in BEER!


Hehe...I never got used to pizza and beer. It's always soda and pizza for me. I'm not on birth control right now, so no beer for me anyways.

Guys have it easy, hehe.

There is no such thing as pizza without beer! Slurrrppp!


Hey, don't knock Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper (oh, also full of sodium!) and pizza!

Dusk:
I don't get that way from pizza. However, if I eat bacon or sausage, I'm thirsty all day. No matter what I drink, I'm still thirsty. From that morning until night. Then, like you, it's gone in the morning.


That's really interesting, and pretty much backs up the whole sodium overdrive idea.

Do you order meat the pizza? It could perhaps be from that? Depending on the meat, it can be salty sometimes.


I'm not much of a meat eater, so it's usually cheese pizza or veggie pizza for me.

It's puzzling, though. Every time I say something to my mom she usually asks, "Really?" I'm the only person in the house who has that reaction to meat.


Well, I'm glad to hear from someone else who knows what I'm talking about, even if it's The Meat Sickness variation, hehe.
on Jun 17, 2005
Pizza and Coke, baby. All the way. They were made for each other.
on Jun 17, 2005
Soda does absolutely NOTHING to curb your thrist. But then neither does beer!
on Jun 18, 2005
I get unbearably thirsty when I eat too much of anything. The thirst usually hits me in the dead of night.

When I was a teenager pizza used to make my teeth ache. Excruciatingly so. My teeth hurt so bad that I would fantasize about yanking my teeth out with pliers. I dunno what that was all about, but thankfully I still have my teeth and I don't get that pain anymore.

Hope you get your pizza sickness figured out. I agree that eating a banana would be a good, healthy, natural way for the potassium to balance out the salt...and maybe try Gatorade to quench the thirst aspect. I call Gatorade "salty bananas" because of the sodium & potassium. Maybe you could do without the salt in Gatorade, but who notices the salt? It's just plain yummy
on Jun 18, 2005
Everytime I eat a lot of pizza [...] After two (ok, three or four) slices...


Four slices is a lot? No, no, no, my friend. It doesn't become "a lot" until you've eaten more than one whole pizza.
on Jun 20, 2005
I've definately had that too Tex! I prefer to drown mine with very very cold beer. That works for me! But it's definately the salt!

My goodness Whip, the vege pizza is the worst in calories uh? Now why am I not surprised at that, !