Da Kine is Hawaiian pidgin for "thingamajig" or "whatchamacallit". Da Kine can be anything. Da Kine is my kids, a box of Cheerios, whatever . . .

1.  Take an interest in other people.  I know you have the MOST fascinating life, and you tell a story SO well, but seriously, drop a comment or some karma on some motivators*. 

2.  If you don't know anything about something, stop pretending like you do.  Remember the saying (attributed to many, but rooted in the Bible), "Better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt". 

On the topic of abortion, I am notoriously hostile to men.  I contemplate and appreciate the positions and thoughts of women who have been through pregnancy/still-birth/miscarriage/abortion, but when a man has a definitive position on it, I generally (some exceptions apply) just can't take it to heart. 

I will respect the opinions and stances of those with wisdom and experience, even if their beliefs do not match up with mine.  If you have no clue about the topic, STFU.

(And I know many men will contest and think it is unfair that on the explicit topic of abortion I feel their opinion holds little weight.  What can I say?  Until you've been there, you have NO IDEA.  Seriously.  Ask any woman, pro-life or pro-choice, who has been pregnant.)

But beyond that topic, in general, if you don't have experience, and you haven't done your research, STFU.  What are you going to ad to the discussion.  Might as well just say, "I was here" and avoid distracting everyone.

3.  Be real.  Be vunerable.  You don't have to give out your address or phone number, just stop protecting yourself out of fear.  You can say your kids name.   You can admit your flaws.  You can say what you're thinking that you're afraid everyone will shun you for.  Just be out with it.  Stop hiding.  No one respects a fraud and no one believes a perfect person. 

4.  Say something new.  Elaborate.  Give us an idea.  Give us something to chew on, or chew and spit out.  If you're personable and reasonable, people will still respect you even if you vehemently argue that aliens caused 9/11 and candle wax makes great personal lubricant.  Look at Tracy Givens.  The guy is crazier than a fuckin' loon, but no one picks on him because he's crazy as hell and cool as shit. 

5.  Don't mess with the untouchables.  There are certain JUs who are either skilled cult leaders or lovable cool kids who are just not to be messed with.  I won't name names, cause you know who they are.  Don't go head-to-head with them.  No one will respect you.  You'll just look like the A/V Geek on a mission that you are. 

I understand your plight, believe me.  I have a personal "cool kid" who drives me crazy.  I don't take this person on, though because honestly, it's not worth the grief it would bring me.  So I see through this person's lies.  So what.  So I think this person is a fraud and not worth the praise others heap on him/her.  Not my problem.  May this person live a happy life and all his/her dreams come true.  Nothing could be more terrible for him/her.  Heh.

*motivators is a euphemism from a TV-editted version of a movie. 


These aren't all my thoughts on the topic, just all for now. Expect to be enlightened further in the future, since you all love me so much and since I'm so cool and so popular with my barely any karma!  ha!

 


Comments (Page 1)
on May 11, 2008

So true, all of the above.

My best advice?  Get a cooler avatar.  Because frankly, most of the bottom-dwellers of JU have stupid avatars.

Look at mine!  Che Guevara rocking a pirate hat.  Hard to get much cooler than that.

Look at Tex's!  Her beautiful face.  Hard to get more sensual than that.

Brand logos for programs you like to use?  Tack.

on May 11, 2008
Haha, how could I miss the key avatar point?

The pirate hat is brilliant. Che Guevara says, "I am not a liberat-arrrgh. Liberat-arrghs do not exist. The people liber-arrgh-ate themselves."

My "beautiful face" NOT! Haha. I need photo-shop for a pirate hat and eye patch. See what a cult leader you arrrgh? LOL.

on May 11, 2008
Cool avatars are good. Note my brilliant avatar, which has a monkey on it listening to an ipod. It says a lot about the human condition, that one.

As for the untouchables - I don't believe in that. No one's untouchable. If it's done properly and with a touch of elan I'm pretty sure what passes for untouchable around here won't mind being struck down a peg or two. Everyone's in it for the show, after all.

But no one can stand being insulted badly. It's so disheartening to realise your enemies are far from your equals.
on May 11, 2008

candle wax makes great personal lubricant

 

You say this as if it isn't true.  I wanna see research!

 

My best advice?  Get a cooler avatar.

 

My favorite avatar which I always use is an animated gif, so I can't use it here   I wonder if I can even post it in this thread...

 

 

Yay!  Now I wish I could use that as my avatar.

on May 11, 2008

I don't know, being a leper might be sort of fun.  P'raps I should try to get on a few blacklists and such.  A nice flame war might reinvigorate me. 

on May 11, 2008

On the topic of abortion, I am notoriously hostile to men.  I contemplate and appreciate the positions and thoughts of women who have been through pregnancy/still-birth/miscarriage/abortion, but when a man has a definitive position on it, I generally (some exceptions apply) just can't take it to heart. 

Should I keep this in mind when reading your opinion about war, being a father, religion, or conservative issues in general?

When you write about your opinions of nursing in public, should I just shrug it off as your own prejudices?

Men used to pat women on the head and tell them not to worry their pretty little heads over issues.  Now women do the same thing to men.  It is just as wrong now as it was then.

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Back to the topic though...

I agree, be yourself, it's the only way you really know how to be you!

on May 11, 2008
Now women do the same thing to men


LoL, turnabout is fair play.

Good article, Brandie! Lemme add a few:

1) Hang around and READ for a couple of weeks before you start running your own mouth.

2) Know who your betters are and treat them as such.

3) Don't start picking on our current crop of lepers right away, or you may quickly find yourself in their company.

I don't know if I'm considered an 'untouchable' or not, though I suspect I might be by some. In this case, cacto makes a good point...

If it's done properly and with a touch of elan I'm pretty sure what passes for untouchable around here won't mind being struck down a peg or two. Everyone's in it for the show, after all.

But no one can stand being insulted badly. It's so disheartening to realise your enemies are far from your equals.


Put more simply (for you stupid folks out there) an insult from someone like Lucas or Charles is not really an insult when directed at someone of my superior intellectual caliber. (I'm modest too, see?)   

But coming from someone like cacto, Ock, kingbee, brandie, mari, elie, or many others I consider my intellectual equals (or betters) it can really sting because they know where to strike...and when. I *have* been taken down a notch or two by quite a few people here over the years, but its never, EVER gonna happen at the hands of a fool.

on May 11, 2008

JU Leper...not a pretty picture!

 

Sage advice for all to follow!

on May 11, 2008
A nice flame war might reinvigorate me.


I hate you.

You suck at Unreal Tournament.

on May 11, 2008
on May 11, 2008
LoL, turnabout is fair play.


::: Pats Sabrina on her hot bald head ::: ;~D
on May 11, 2008

Great post, Brandie.  Can I sit at the cool kids table with you? 

on May 11, 2008

Good points all round.  Now, can someone please tell me if they've seen my nose?

on May 12, 2008
::: Pats Sabrina on her hot bald head ::: ;~D


Sounds like you and Simon may share a fetish after all, lol. He hadn't a CLUE that my casual mentioning of the possibility would get Him goin' the way it did, and He spent all last week casting sideways glances at me and grinning with anticipation.

Now that it's done (pics will be posted later this week) He's STILL grinning...He loves it! Me, I'm not so sure about the bald 'do, but I'm certainly happy that I've made HIM so happy.

~walks of humming Meatloaf's 'I would do anything for love...'

(and I'll even do THAT.   )

Have some karma, you little cue-ball pervin Mormon, hahah.
on May 12, 2008

I think the single best bit of advice to newcomers on how NOT to be an outcast here is to simply not come with a chip on your shoulder.  Know that you're not just posting on blogger or livejournal, but to a community.  Coming in to any community and proclaiming yourself supreme and basically thumbing your nose at EVERYONE is the best way to get shoved aside.

Come to the site with an open mind, and just have some fun.  That alone will likely ensure your acceptance in the community.

As to the point of untouchables though, they're only untouchable until they become a barrier to growth.  If they start chasing users off and warding new folks from joining, they become touchable very quickly.  But I take the point; Don't try and start shit with community favorites, it will endear you to NO ONE and probably set many against you.  It'd be like going to someone elses family reunion and making fun of everyone's favorite uncle.